umpa\-lumpa

1. (Umpa-Lumpa) (715↑, 158↓)

a girl/woman who wears too much fake tan

there are a lot of umpa lumpas around college today

Author: Cocoliso http://umpa-lumpa.urbanup.com/981290

2. (umpa-lumpa) (569↑, 144↓)

a short bronze colored person with green hair possibly desendents of leprecons who knows a lot about the rights and wrong of a candy factory and are taught to spontainiosly break out with a funky fresh beat about those rights and wrongs

watch willie wanka and the chocolate factory a.k.a "umpa-lumpas galore"

Author: TJ muenzie A.k.A Tigit or tito http://umpa-lumpa.urbanup.com/524923

3. (Umpa-Lumpa) (161↑, 88↓)

Creepy midget that wears creepy makeup and sings creepy songs for its creepy candy masters. It is soulless, having long since lost its humanity and driven insane by a diet consisting entirely of sugar and occasionally innocent, abandoned children. In battle, usually traveling in packs, it is able to channel the glucose stored in its defiled body to become rage incarnate. Despite its appearance, it is ruthlessly efficient and incredibly difficult to kill.

We're in some real pretty Umpa-Lumpa shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over\! What do you mean "THEY cut the power"? How could Umpa-Lumpas cut the power, man? They're animals\! Look there's something moving in here and it ain't us\! Reading's off the charts man\! Umpa-Lumpas all around us man\! What the hell?

Author: shelax http://umpa-lumpa.urbanup.com/2016979

4. (Umpa-Lumpa) (177↑, 108↓)

a person of frumpy and dumpy proportions and strange colour distortions. quick with the funky chicken dance and usually adorned with mighty ballon pants...likes to prance with overalls and curly socks, face that even a mother would mock....likes to work in the candy docks and has strangely brown curly locks

Pimpin little dudes who obviously eat too much chocolate on Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Author: Chuck Knuckles http://umpa-lumpa.urbanup.com/1140095

5. (Umpa-Lumpa) (46↑, 14↓)

They're orange (Like most women Thanks to the wonderment of a "fake and bake") With green hair. (Also Common amoung women because of the reaction with bleached hair and swimming pool chemicals.) Did I mention theyre midgets that make chocolate.? They were also believed to be the first 'Preps'

Guy1:"DUDE I JUST WATCHED WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.\!" Guy2:"Really.? How did you like it.?" Guy1:"It was good but it really got me thinking...I need a Umpa-Lumpa.\!" Guy2:You know those arent real right.?" Guy1:"Sure they are.." *'Prep' Walks by.* Guy1:"LOOK THERES ONE NOW.\! GRAB THE BAG.\!" *Attacks prep.* Prep:"OMG MY HAIR\!MY FAB BLONDE HAIRRRR.\!" Guy2:"MAN THATS JUST A PREP LET HER GO.\!\!\!" Guy1:"Oh..." *Guy1 lets go and prep runs away* Guy1:"I really thought..." Guy2:"Yea... We all do at some point."

Author: UhLindsey http://umpa-lumpa.urbanup.com/4083356

6. (Umpa-Lumpa) (11↑, 4↓)

How tards spell Oompa-Loompa.

Umpa-Lumpa

Author: jakewinningham http://umpa-lumpa.urbanup.com/5072447

7. (Umpa-Lumpa) (4↑, 1↓)

What girls look like in Jersey

Snooki is an Umpa-Lumpa.

Author: hornymcmuffinpants http://umpa-lumpa.urbanup.com/5562231

8. (Umpa-Lumpa) (8↑, 9↓)

cheep workers, most commonly used to make chocolate. while not very pleasant to look at the due to their midget/woman/transvestite appearance they do have some catchy rhymes.

example 1 bob: "Hey dude just hire some Mexicans to dig the ditch" mark: "Naw man ima get some Umpa-Lumps there cheeper" example 2 bill: "listen to them spook's singin their nigger work song" hank: "i reckon them Umpa-Lumpa can sing also huh"

Author: Matt from Downey ca http://umpa-lumpa.urbanup.com/4874381

9. (Umpa-Lumpa) (87↑, 89↓)

A short, fat, green haired organism possibly the result of a female leprocon and a black male midget having unprotected sex. (This isn't rare in most cases)

Willie wont pay for the Umpa-Lumpa's DNA test to find out who da fuck his daddy is...

Author: Big Trigg http://umpa-lumpa.urbanup.com/1890623

10. (umpa-lumpa) (2↑, 12↓)

Short or very small

Hayley:I made a new friend today, his name is George. Josh:Really Hayley?\! I'm so proud of you. Show me a picture of him. Hayley:Okay. [Hayley shows Josh the photo] Josh:eew\! He's such an umpa-lumpa.

Author: Pollymore http://umpa-lumpa.urbanup.com/4152536

11. (Umpa-Lumpa) (40↑, 65↓)

small orange men that listen to everything there told and sing a awsome theme song\!....THERE NOT GIRLS

umpa-lumpas that work 4 the fun of it

Author: steven lambert http://umpa-lumpa.urbanup.com/1747844

12. (Umpa-Lumpa) (18↑, 48↓)

Small Hard working person, that always has a smile and always tells the truth.

Umpa-Lumpa - You know that small person that gets all the crap jobs at work\!

Author: Umpa http://umpa-lumpa.urbanup.com/1626995

13. (Umpa-Lumpa) (53↑, 87↓)

A female U.S. Marine. They are short, wide, annoying and look funny. They wear two-piece suits(Marine Corps Camaflauge- blouse and trousers.) Their hair is all puffed up.

Wow\! Look at that Umpa-Lumpa crossing the barracks\! Why did she join??\!\!

Author: Jarhead0311 http://umpa-lumpa.urbanup.com/2052195

14. (umpa-lumpa) (14↑, 48↓)

a short bronze skinned freaky deaky man

Jon Tilley is the quintessential umpa-lumpa

Author: The Umpa Lumpa Club of Great Britain http://umpa-lumpa.urbanup.com/1651265

15. (Umpa-Lumpa) (22↑, 56↓)

Slang - American/English immigrants to Australia with a propensity to drink in excess.

Those Umpa Lumpas were loitering outside the bottle store.

Author: Ricko http://umpa-lumpa.urbanup.com/1140097

16. (Umpa-Lumpa) (37↑, 79↓)

A short fat person or woman that no one likes primarily because she is always vindictive and evil and mean.

Watch out, here comes Umpa-Lumpa\!

Author: Merrily McCarthy http://umpa-lumpa.urbanup.com/187572

17. (Umpa-Lumpa) (16↑, 60↓)

Annoying people who are only in it for themselves, trampling their acquaintances on the way to temporary realization of their short-term goals.

“Matt snagged the chick I was into with his ‘I was a Work Shop swinger’ routine; he’s such an Umpa-Lumpa.”

Author: Mucho Mahs http://umpa-lumpa.urbanup.com/1479572

Related: dwarf, umpa lumpa, oompa loompa, oompa-loompa, willie wonka, workers

Last updated: 2012.03.01